2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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