- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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