you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

woman's rights

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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