- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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