Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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I am a mime

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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