- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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