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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

THe Election

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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