There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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