Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is white and black and red all over.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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