- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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