Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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