I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

European on my shoes, buddy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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