- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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