How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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