- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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