- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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