What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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