A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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