why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

this website is a bad joke

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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