- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Equal rights!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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