Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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