What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

3021 North Broadway Avenue

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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