- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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