Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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