WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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