- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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