What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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