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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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