What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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ure mama's so fat

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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