- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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