- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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