In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

David Cameron

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

woman's rights

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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