- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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