the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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