- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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