- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

[Set up] [No punch line]

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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