- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

9/11 my birthday

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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1+1=2

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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