a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Turkey Balls

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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