What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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