Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yo Mama just died.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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