When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

think twice or at least think

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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