- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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