Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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