- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Im gay What about you

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's 9+10 Ebola

im not food

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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