Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Sam Hengal.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

i had sex.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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