- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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