- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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