An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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