How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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