- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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