- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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