Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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yolo your orange looks orange

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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