- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Racial Equality

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

a black man pays his child support

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

The chicken crossed the road.

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