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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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