Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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