- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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