How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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