- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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