- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Turkey Balls

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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