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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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