- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

ure mama's so fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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