Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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