whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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