- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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