Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Albino African Americans

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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