- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

ur an fagit

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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