- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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