- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

boobs!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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