- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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