teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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