No it doesnt..

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Who invented apple? God

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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