When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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