q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Who invented apple? God

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