Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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binladin walks into the american seals

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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