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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A American seeking into mexico

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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