a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Balls

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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