- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I am a mime

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Women's professional sports

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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