- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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