Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A American seeking into mexico

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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