Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Balls

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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