What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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