So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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