- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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