- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Guest what? Dog

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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