- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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