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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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