2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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