- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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