What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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