- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what are three short words? i a am

bologna

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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