How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Your mother is so fat.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

poopy is poopy

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A penis walks into a bar..

I am quite mature.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

WOw you have no life

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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