What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A baby seal walks into a club.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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