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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's the new green? Green

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Know! Come in!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Christ is a conspiracy

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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