- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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