- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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