why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Women's Rights.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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