- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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