- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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