A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats funnier than 24? 25

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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