- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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