- Anti Joke

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Diarrhea

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

If you were a cactus, why?

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Me

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Diarrhea

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

If you were a cactus, why?

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Me

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka