Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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