- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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