It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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