Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

800 people died last year. end of story

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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