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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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