What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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miha kako si?

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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