Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Beka has AIDS

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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