sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

chinga tue madre Ryan

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Anti Joke

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