- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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